
According to reports, no matter how full strength the product is users find they are filthier following the use of the New and Improved Keith Olberman® Limited Edition Signature Douchebag.
From an anonymous source:
"We just can't go beyond the five gallon size without becoming laughing stock of the personal hygeine industry and contrary to the claims of Mr. Olbermann (regarding 5 gal version), the product is not small enough to fit in a handbag."
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