Writers Strike or Not: The Adam Gadahn Show

Verse of the Sword:

“Then, when the sacred months have passed, slay the idolaters wherever ye find them, and take them (captive), and besiege them, and prepare for them each ambush. But if they repent and establish worship and pay the poor-due, then leave their way free. Lo! Allah is forgiving, merciful” (Sura 9:5).

Some losers just become bigger losers.

Over the years TV viewing has changed in many ways; one is that no longer is pilot week in say early September, these days it isn’t just Fall and Spring. October 27, 2004 saw the release of the pilot episode of The Adam Gadahn Show, which proved a smashing success and has seen; follow on episodes although no regular time slot. This may be due to its sad, tired and unchanging storyline; obviously these writers have refused to cross the picket line.

Oddly though, this tack has had some success. Due to his rare appearances most viewers do not tire of seeing the young strap-on strapping lad. In fact, it may be that some enjoy seeing how he has grown and matured, kind of like a “hi Mom, Dad, doing great here at camp…” video letter.

He’s back…

"Coming soon by the will of God, an invitation to reflection and repentance”

Al Qaeda and other Islamic extremists believe somehow that an Adam Gadahn will speak better to the infidel than say a bin Laden or other Middle Eastern, non English speaking loser. Hogwash, a loser is a loser and when a loser chooses to announce himself spouting stupidity and ignorance a loser he remains.

A Bit About a Boy

Some reports indicate that Gadahn the Magnificent resides in Pakistan. In between videos he is likely filling as a “fluffer” to bin Laden and the rest of his merry band of caved (closeted) butt bandits. Gadahn likely gets along well with his fellow miscreants based upon his and their shared love of and experiences with goats. Their love for him is best expressed in the words purportedly spoken of young Adam by none other than Osama himself….

Prior to the release of his first video but following the FBIs interest in the amateur many news outlets attempted to find out what made this kid tick. One approach even looked into his once being a fan of “death metal” to explain his latest choice of friends; unlikely but experts were interviewed, including those who knew him best (?).

From Peace, Love, Death Metal:

“If I saw him listed as a translator for Al Qaeda, I could believe that. Adam was a born communicator and could relate to others. I see him channeling his aggressions through something artistic, much more than becoming a combatant. He wasn’t a foaming-at-the-mouth type, which there are plenty of in metal. People forget that this was a nice guy.”

Considering that the two interviewed for this article really didn’t know Gadahn, this quote above does serve as having certain prescience…“channeling his aggressions through something artistic.”

Gadahn is just a minor, little puss like the rest of them, but does not have what it would take to actually get down and dirty like that other loser Johnny Taliban. No, Gadahn just wants to be loved and accepted like most; even if that love and acceptance sees him taking it like a pro between episodes of the Gadahn the Magnificent Show.

Gadahn…you are nothing but a tool to them as you would be to anyone else regardless of what vocation you choose; born a loser, living as a loser and one day Allah permitting you will die a loser. In a nation of 300 plus million I’m sure they could find another idiot to fill your shoes as well as being willing to be filled as they one by one, or perhaps in groups enter through the backdoor.

Note: I would like to apologize to anyone other than the intended that is offended by the previous as this is meant to offend and upset specific targets (not that they'll read it, but I feel better now). As much as it may sound as if it is from a homophobe or angry loser this is not the case (well maybe the loser part is).

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