"How did it come to pass that an opposition's measure of a president's foreign policy was all or nothing, success or "failure"? The answer is that the political absolutism now normal in Washington arrived at the moment--Nov. 7, 2000--that our politics subordinated even a war against terror to seizing the office of the presidency." - Daniel Henninger - WSJ 11/18/05
"the slovenliness of our language makes it easier for us to have foolish thoughts." - George Orwell

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Recall of New and Improved Keith Olberman® Limited Edition Signature Douchebag

According to reports, no matter how full strength the product is users find they are filthier following the use of the New and Improved Keith Olberman® Limited Edition Signature Douchebag.

From an anonymous source:

"We just can't go beyond the five gallon size without becoming laughing stock of the personal hygeine industry and contrary to the claims of Mr. Olbermann (regarding 5 gal version), the product is not small enough to fit in a handbag."

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